Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.


Anonymous asked:

What's your top ten favorite things about Paget

b-a-u-nicorn answered:

WHY DID YOU OPEN THIS DOOR!!!? Shit… Well I’m probably crying as I’m typing this because I just admire her so much:

  • The woman is fucking crazy, but I love her! She doesn’t give a single flying fuck what everyone thinks of her and probably has the most confidence I’ve ever seen. I want to be at the point one day where I can wear a motherfucking fish purse on the red carpet and have the biggest smile on my face too!
  • She’s a total feminist! In interviews and on Twitter she calls out the utter bullshit that females have to deal with and does a damn good job at it too! She cares so much about other women and its really fucking empowering and inspirational!
  • I can relate so muchhhhh to her holy shit! Paget is a total fangirl. I love seeing her tweets about shows/movies because she’s literally one of us. Plus, she mentions being an outcast in high school and that it gets easier. Honestly, her quote about that is one of the things that kept me going last year.
  • Her smile! So brilliant it can fucking kill people!
  • Paget is one of those people that can easily brighten your day. I know if I’m sad I end up watching Andy Richter Controls the Universe and everything is instantly 1000x better. Even the CM cast has said how the atmosphere on set is so much happier when she’s around and I can totally see why.
  • Paget + alcohol = one of the best things to happen ever.
  • One of the best actresses EVER! It makes me sad how underrated she is seriously. She makes me cry my motherfucking eyes out on shows like CM and Huff! Then, I watch ARCTU and I literally have to pause and go outside my goddamned house so I don’t wake anybody up from laughing too hard. So good.
  • She’s human. Some celebrities (not all) are complete assholes and seem to be unaware that people idolize and look up to them. Paget cares a ton about her fans and she’s very down to earth. Great role model for young girls to have! She is a very fine lady and i’m proud to look up to her!
  • Uses the most colorful profanity. It’s so fucking wonderful I can’t even…
  • She refuses to change for anybody! She has a different name and a quirky look, but doesn’t care at all. Paget is 50 shades of fucking beautiful and doesn’t let anyone convince her otherwise.

Paget Brewster is one of the most amazing people out there and I can’t wait to meet her so I can tell her that! She totally deserves to know how many people’s lives she’s changed for the better.


This is so fantastic! I can’t believe how perfectly you summed up how her fans feel! Thank you! xD


Anonymous asked:

You can't like Blake and Prentiss at the same time! Blake is a fucking bitch who replaced Emily and liking her is wrong you aren't a real Emily fan if you support Blake!!

b-a-u-nicorn answered:

Ok first of all you little fuckshit


Secondly, I think just reading that LOWERED MY MOTHERFUCKING IQ. I had to walk away from the computer for a minute so I didn’t CATCH THE DUMBASS. Jeanne and Paget are both beautiful, talented, kick-ass ladies and who are you to tell me I can’t love them both? That’s like saying EW EMILY REPLACED ELLE WE HAVE TO HATE HER EWW. Blake didn’t “replace” Prentiss. She isn’t some clone of a woman! Each brought their own lovely personality to the show you piece of shit. And this isn’t fucking Twilight, there aren’t any teams here. Since when are we supposed to hate other cast members on the SAME FRICK FRACKING SHOW!? Especially other women!? CBS treats it’s ladies like absolute dog shit we don’t need the fandom doing it too. And you know what? I will bet my fucking left boob that you are one of those ignorant fucks who harass Paget on Twitter to come back to CM because you can’t get it through your THICK SKULL that Emily Prentiss is FICTIONAL! And so is the “fucking bitch” Alex Blake. They are real actresses who put in loads of time and effort to make Criminal Minds what it is so you should be fucking grateful. Sounds more like you aren’t the real Emily fan huh? Because a real fan wouldn’t HARASS THE PERSON YOU LOVE then BITCH AT THE OTHER CHARACTERS. I don’t give a shit if you don’t like Blake we’re all entitled to our opinions, but keep it in your fucking pants, seriously. Or get the fuck off my blog. 

Oh, and because of your kind and thoughtful message, I have gotten the inspiration to make an icon set of Blake and Prentiss dedicated all to you anon!! CONGRATS MOTHERFUCKER!





I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap